“A Man and His Dog”

March 3, 2021

WATSON: Come on, man!
ME: No, dude. No means no. Now, stop asking or you’ll be going to your mat until I’m finished eating.
WATSON: Why won’t you give me some of your meatloaf?
ME: Because it’s MY dinner. You have your own food.

(Pause)
WATSON: Okay, I’ve got an idea. How about you eat my food, and I’ll eat yours?
ME: Why would I eat your food when I have this meatloaf?
WATSON: That’s what I’M saying!!
ME: Go lie down.
WATSON: Aww man…

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