After the Pet Store
ME: THANK YOU!! I wasn’t going to say anything but thank you!
WATSON: I mean, she treated you like an idiot who didn’t know anything about me. Like a real moron.
ME: Yeah, well…yeah.
WATSON: Really dumb.
ME: Yes, okay…
WATSON: Just a fool, an ignoramous, nincompoop!
ME: Got it…thanks.
WATSON: Well, I’m just sayin…I love you.
ME: Don’t do me any favors.