A Man and His Dog

Spring Is On The Way

WATSON: So, Monday was the first day of spring?

ME: That’s what they say.

WATSON: They? Who’s they?

ME: I don’t know. The people in charge of that stuff.

WATSON: What stuff?

ME: You know…like, when seasons change and all that.

WATSON: It doesn’t feel like spring. It’s too cold! Maybe I should be in charge of the season changing stuff.

ME: Okay. What would you do?

WATSON: Well, first of all, I’d do my spring dance. That should bring on the heat!

ME: You have a spring dance?

WATSON: Yup. And it goes a little something like this…

ME: Well…that’s special.

WATSON: Yeah, it is!