Out on a walk
ME: What are you doing?
ME: Are you eating goose poop? You’re EATING GOOSE POOP!!
WATSON: No, I’m not!
ME: Yes, you are! I just watched you do it!
WATSON: Ok, so…I’ve had a bit…a bit.
ME: That’s disgusting. Do you ever wonder why your breath is so bad?
WATSON: Give us a kiss, then!
ME: Get out of here!!
Author: Scott Langdon
Scott Langdon is an actor, writer, and photographer living just outside of Philadelphia in Bristol, Pennsylvania with his wife, Sarah, and their dog, Watson. He can be seen on stages throughout the professional Philadelphia theater community or writing in one of his many favorite local shops in his beloved "Borough", where the only way they could get rid of him was to tell him there was a pandemic. He has a hard time knowing when he's not wanted.
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One thought on “A Man and His Dog”
Your “A Man and His Dog” series is so cute, especially the “magic blanket’ one. Remember Nicky1 used to eat poop out of the kitty litter? “Goose Poop’ brings back memories. I’m certain you could write a cute Coffee Table book that would be fun.