LATE WINTER AFTERNOON
WATSON: Can you turn the channel? Pleeeease?
ME: You change it! The clicker’s right under your left paw.
WATSON: Come on, man! Caesar is going to be on in, like, two minutes.
ME: Caesar Romero? They doing a BATMAN marathon on Cartoon Network or something?
WATSON: No…the “other” Caesar.
ME: That’s just hurtful. Now you can definitely change the channel yourself because you know I’M not changing it!
WATSON: I never said you weren’t a good trainer. I just wonder sometimes…
ME: I wonder if he’s going to take you for a walk, today? hmmmMM!?!? If he doesn’t, I guess you won’t be going out.
WATSON: You wouldn’t!!
ME: Wouldn’t I? Who’s your daddy, now?
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These are really great! So funny. You should collect all of them and publish them.
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Poor Watson! It sounds like his daddy gives him a hard time!☺
Does it? Or is it the other way around? We do not mention Caesar Millan in this house! ; )