A MAN AND HIS DOG

LATE WINTER AFTERNOON

WATSON: Can you turn the channel? Pleeeease?

ME: You change it! The clicker’s right under your left paw.

WATSON: Come on, man! Caesar is going to be on in, like, two minutes.

ME: Caesar Romero? They doing a BATMAN marathon on Cartoon Network or something?

WATSON: No…the “other” Caesar.

ME: That’s just hurtful. Now you can definitely change the channel yourself because you know I’M not changing it!

WATSON: I never said you weren’t a good trainer. I just wonder sometimes…

ME: I wonder if he’s going to take you for a walk, today? hmmmMM!?!? If he doesn’t, I guess you won’t be going out.

WATSON: You wouldn’t!!

ME: Wouldn’t I? Who’s your daddy, now?

Author: Scott Langdon

Scott Langdon is an actor, writer, and photographer living just outside of Philadelphia in Bristol, Pennsylvania with his wife, Sarah, and their dog, Watson. He can be seen on stages throughout the professional Philadelphia theater community or writing in one of his many favorite local shops in his beloved "Borough", where the only way they could get rid of him was to tell him there was a pandemic. He has a hard time knowing when he's not wanted. View all posts by Scott Langdon

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These are really great! So funny. You should collect all of them and publish them.

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Poor Watson! It sounds like his daddy gives him a hard time!☺

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Scott Langdon says:

February 22, 2017 at 2:31 pm

Does it? Or is it the other way around? We do not mention Caesar Millan in this house! ; )

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